GLOGtober #6: Food

     In accordance with the post-a-day challenge by SunderedWorldDM, whose dreams bore the Orbseeker and whose deeds send the world shuddering.

d10 lifechanging meals

1. Salted Tressant Beast. Fur boiled off, then sun-dried in its own blood and preserved. Henceforth, whenever you desperately desire something within half a mile, you can smell it on the wind.
2. Platter of Three Steaks. Very expensive, well-presented variety of farm-grown meats. +1 strength.
3. Crumbly Sanc Tloren cheese. When the moon is new, you collapse into pleasant communal dreams.
4. The loaf your sweetheart packed. Will never again encounter bandits on the road.
5. Necromancer's Taut Sausage. Full of carefully tended tendons. Allows you to become a mindless undead at will, for a duration you specify. If more than a day passes, test charisma or get stuck that way.
6. Goblin tart. A floury, sticky pastry. Upon eating, test your constitution or any future offspring will be golbins.
7. Man. -1 charisma.
8. Manna. +1 wisdom, gain an orison die (d4 MD, goes away on a 2-4) and a spell relevant to your god.
9. Liran blackwine. Test your constitution. On a failure, you lose any physical ailments but acquire hydrophobia.
10. Honeyed discord Apples. Choose love, ambition, or wisdom. You learn a path to acquire a surfeit of one, but the other two will be ever after your enemy.