1d12 Dreamy Skeletons

Last night, I dreamed of a game where the PCs encountered a succession of strange skeleton people. They were not hostile, and came with the party, but only ever one at a time.  At the end of the dream, the players were discussing whether to trade their current skeleton, Inkulkard, for the next one, Argulio. The DM joked about what had happened to the first "skeleton" they met, Gary the Cook, and mentioned that the first entry on the table was named Gerald Gerald.

I don't know what sort of dungeon set-up facilitates this kind of arrangement. Maybe each skeleton knows a few things about the dungeon, offering terse advice. Maybe it's just a matter of "trading up" to find the least awful skeleton. I'll think on it.

Either roll one d12 and take the whole row, or roll 4 d12, I guess.

d12	Name	Epithet	Physical Feature	Weapon
1	Gerald Gerald	The keen	Ceramic armor	Boning knife
2	Gary	The cook	Preskeleton*	Wooden spoon
3	Inkulkard	The incurious	Rose corsage	Grey scythe
4	Argulio	The gleeful	Black robe	rapier
5	Rosette	The tricker	Trench art carvings	Trusty bone-dog
6	Bedrubldor	The polished	Strong mint scent	Thin bow
7	Gerard	Von Spük	Neck ruff	cutlass
8	[no name given]	, psychopomp	Motley patchwork	Staff with fossils in it
9	Wrencast	The final	Squirrel nest in chest	Small flail
10	Phuto	The tired	Lumpy bone growths	2d4 stick grenades
11	Zuk Fendryl	Mr./Ms. Scary	Painted neon colors	tetradent
12	Jeremy	The lizard	Large feathered cap	Bare phalanges

*Preskeletons are skeletons that haven't shed yet, i.e. living humans. Morbid thirty-yard stare, live on very little food, careless but not malicious, propensity to cackle.