MtG Creature Generator

 Some notes:

• The generator is stupid. It won't assign a color or colors, so mentally replace the "M"s in its casting cost and activated abilities with whatever makes sense. It won't designate creatures as artifacts or legendary, so use context clues.
• Some templating is off but it should be obvious what an ability does to a proficient player
• In the tradition of classic Magic the Gathering cards, some glog server denizens can be found in acronym form on some of the cards.
• Gotta catch em all