GLoGmas 2025: A Single Season, Never Two

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1st Level

1. Cure Light Wounds (also called "Cup of Cheer")
2. Detect Evil
3. Detect Magic
4. Light
5. Protection from Evil
6. Purify Food and Water
7. Remove Fear
8. Resist Cold

2nd Level

1. Bless
2. Find Traps
3. Hold Person
4. List*
5. Resist Fire
6. Silence 15’ Radius
7. Dans Un Sac*
8. Speak with Animals

3rd Level

1. Continual Light (Continual Darkness)
2. Cure Disease
3. Flight of Animal*
4. Know Disposition*
5. Remove Curse
6. Click, Click, Click*

4th Level

1. Create Water
2. Cure Serious Wounds
3. Neutralize Poison
4. Protection from Evil 10’ Radius
5. Speak with Plants
6. Dower*

5th Level

1. Council*
2. Create Food
3. Dispel Evil
4. Insect Plague
5. Quest
6. Reassembly*

List

For one hour, the caster can stare at someone for a round to determine if they're naughty or nice. This is a different sort of distinction to alignment, for many who are naughty are good at heart.

Dans Un Sac

For one hour, the caster empowers a bag or other vessel, allowing it to carry extra goods weight 500 pounds without burdening the person carrying it.

Flight of Animal

For two hours, the caster urges an animal into a spirit of lightness of spirit sufficient to fly, moving at galloping speed. This may cause a morale roll for an untrained and unprepared animal, and the caster has no extra means of communicating with the creature.

Know Disposition

For one hour, the caster can sense the direction and degree of excitement of a creature they focus on, up to 120' away. This can either be a specific individual or a particular type of being.

Click, Click, Click

For ten minutes, the caster and their belongings become hyperflexible, able to slip through any gap three inches wide or wider.

Dower

The caster conjures a bag full of 200 gold coins which must be given in true charity, lest they take another step down the path of Krampification

Council

In heated and pedantic debate lasting at least a full day, the caster and any number of clerics aiding them ask the gods a number of yes/no questions equal to the number of clerics participating and gets true divine answers. Save vs spells or one of the clerics becomes your mortal rival, seduced by the darke whisperes of semiorthodoxy.

Reassembly

Carefully put together up to five creatures who have died from violence within three days (or been preserved). They return to life, weak and sick for a couple weeks. If there's a chance you mixed up some pieces or are missing bits, the DM will make a save vs wands for them and adjudicate potential possessions, Phineas Gagery, and so on.