Temple of Four (Location)

 After reading this goblinpunch post, I was inspired to make a dungeon with many secret areas. This has been a long-time fancy of mine, so I decided to combine that fancy with another, the desire to make a dungeon with a "four elements" theme that I didn't find boring as hell. They're often too one-note, you know?

Thesaurus of Alchemy

Click on the picture above, or the link >>> here <<< for the dungeon. For your titilation, here are some excerpts out of context:

Eating the wet organ within serves as a second dose.

... inspecting them for signs of green chalk and replacing any body parts, items, etc. with mechanical alternatives...

... you can't see if you're stupid, and if you're really really thick you can't even feel it

... each one with colorful streamers pasted onto its pudgy abdomen.

Air blasts from floor vents, totally negating gravity.

... leaving white lime-streaks wherever it slithereth.

... a 1-in-6 chance that the octopus either attacks or investigates the party...

... so many bottles of piss ("for experiments").

... and if someone reads it the talisman explodes...

Empty

... its contents ruined by hunger-maddened scrawls.

The skink is likewise trapped...

... is horrifically cursed. It cannot be removed except if a Remove Curse spell is cast while the wearer's blood courses with deadly venom, and it slowly transforms the wearer into a snake. This process takes seven years, but...